Kawi came through

So Kawasaki came through and gave me a new shock on warranty, although my warranty explicitly states that shocks are not covered. Thank-you, Kawasaki.

I arrived on Friday afternoon, from Presidio, and drove straight to the bike shop. They confirmed I needed a new shock, but by the time we got on the hop it was too late to get Kawasaki warranty people on the ball. So they basically said come back on Monday.

I had a rather down tempo weekend in El Paso, hanging about my hotel (Coral Motel, just as glam as it was in the 70s, but now the pool is a giant sand box) trying not to spend money, tinkering on the bike and changing the tire, oh, about twelve-teen times. Seriously, I have no idea how I managed to pinch the tube every *&^%^%$^%$ time. I also broke my watch, a few of my tools, and I broke the visor on my helmet. And my bike shock was still broken, don’t forget. I wasn’t in a great mood.

On Sunday I walked over to the Dick Poe Toyota dealership next door, and one of the mechanics was in there working on his own truck (place was closed) and he graciously helped me with my tire, using the proper tools (tip: cheap carpentry prybars from K-Mark may seem like a clever cost saver, but they’re not). We whipped the new tire on and pumped it up and … pfffffft. I’d torn the tube AGAIN! His wife and kid were keen to get moving, so I lugged my tire the block back to my hotel and decided I’d just pretend the day never actually happened.

Monday morning I was back at Dick Poe’s fine establishment and the same mechanic spotted me right away. This time he had to clear it with the boss (insurance…man, these Americans are paranoid). I’d patched one of the tubes (again) and we managed to get the tire on, without another puncture. Thanks, shaven-headed tattooed mechanic with “love” tattooed under your wedding band (I think you said your name was John?).

Then I rode over to Edge Kawasaki, where David, a pony-tailed mechanic with a fair number of years of wrench-bending under his belt (he doesn’t bend them under his belt…I don’t think. I didn’t ask) jumped on my bike and said “yea, she’s shot alright”. He then called Kawasaki and told them where things were at and what I nice chap I was and how he’d feel awfully sorry for me if I didn’t get a new shock on warranty. They said ok. I think a rather sweetly-sinister letter from me to the warranty people, as well as pressure from Jill Ruth at Headingly Sports may have helped as well. Within 30 minutes he had a new shock installed (we had it over-nighted from the warehouse on Friday/Sat night already, just in case we’d get coverage) and I was on my way. I then rode up to another bike shop to buy myself some proper tire tools (they’re only $5 each. Ugh) and rode up the Franklin Mtns to get some nice panorama shots of El Paso. By then I was bright red (t-shirt riding. Yes, with a helmet) cause it’s 93F/34C here and everyone is begging to go to hell just to cool off. So I stopped at a 7-11 and bought the largest jug of water they sell and a tube of sunscreen, and slathered it on while standing in the middle of the shop in a helmet with a GoPro mounted on the top. Then I went to my hotel and drank said water. All of it.

A note on the GoPro mounted on my helmet, and this is for Stephen Burns. You are totally right about making yourself stand out and the added safety in that as a motorcyclist. Every kid in a passing car points at me and goes “Mom/Dad, that guy has a camera on his head!” and that Mom/Dad is far less likely to cut me off. I wave at so many kids in passing cars my wrist is getting sore. It works great. Hopefully the gangsters in Juarez see it the same way. I’m looking for a suitably garish plush toy to mount on the rear of my helmet for added safety.

So I will meet a distant/sort of cousin tonight (Kelvin Kroeker) and then plan to cross the border into Mexico early tomorrow morning. I should be in Cuauhtémoc by Tuesday night.

Try again

Today has been rather humbling. Went to the bike shop to be told to come back on Monday. Checked into a hotel that has shaded parking in front of the rooms…perfect for working on the bike. Decided to finally put on that new rear tire I’ve been carrying since Houston. Got it on, tried to pump it up with my portable bike pump. Pump broke. US soldier staying a few rooms down lent me an electric one from his truck, pumped for 20 min while talking war, politics and women. Tire was not inflating past about 10psi and I suspected his pump was rubbish. So I banged the tire back onto the bike and drove it 200m to the auto shop, pumped it up to 30psi. Lovely. Rode over to Kmart to buy new bike pump, some socks and an ice cream. Came out of the store and tire was flat. Pumped it up with new pump. Drove like the blazes back to the hotel. Tire was flat upon arrival. Remove rear wheel, chain, brake once again. Pulled out the tube and found I’d nicked it when I put the tire back on. I called myself a few names, dug out my brand new tube, bunged that in, carefully put the tire back on, pumped it up…also have hole lah. Nicked this one too! Two brand new tubes within half an hour. Patch both tubes (2 patches each), put one of them into the tire. Pump it up to 30psi. Hold breath. Wait. Cleaned and oiled the chain while listening for a hiss. Check tire. 25psi. ##$$#$%)*&^% Pump up again. Check. Slow leak for sure. Sod it, that’s it for the day. I’ll just carry my pump till I pick up a new tube on Monday. Cracked a beer and listened to the neighbors fight as the sun sets over El Paso. Wonder if there’s a non-Mexican restaurant in town? Ahh, life on the road.

Shenandoah National Park, Virginia

I left NYC/NJ on Monday morning, after an 8 day break filled with good music and food and catching up with old friends. I even found time to go for a sail on Long Island Sound with my old sailing friends. Thanks to Troy Dunkley for helping me rediscover this city and introducing me to some new people. Hearing some great live music, visiting MOMA and meeting a few artists through friends was the inspiration I needed to get my own project underway.

I made pretty good time on my first day, cutting across NJ, WVA and into Virginia on the 81 and the 11. I think those will be my main two rides into Houston now, as they offer me plenty of chances to get on/off the freeway as needed to get around cities while the 11 is a fun and fairly fast ride through the countryside. This is flag and church country. The place is full of both of them. I’m not sure if they’re praying hard enough though, cause there are also a lot of shuttered petrol stations, restaurants, hotels and other businesses. Serious downtime in some of these towns.

Much of the area is also closed due to last Friday’s storms, with many towns still without electricity. Saw a lot of downed power lines, fallen trees and debris on the roads.

I made it all the way into the Shenandoah National Park to ride the Skyline and camp in the forest on my first night back on the road. Although the highway through the park has some pretty strict speedlimits they do not apply to people named Cameron who hail from Manitoba, thankfully. I’m not sure the deer are aware of this exception though. Twisting, hilly roads through forests that fill your helmet with the smell of pine and other earthy things. I enjoyed the ride, to say the least.

Tuesday started with about 80km more park riding, and then onto the proper highway to make some miles. I stopped at Walmart and just managed to pick up a few tools and a bicycle pump before I ran screaming into the parking lot. How anyone can shop at that place on a regular basis is beyond me. But at least now I have the tools to fix my bike if I need to, and I got them cheaper by the dozen!

I did some serious time in backwoods, small town, Romney-voting, flag-waving America yesterday. I stopped for lunch in Buchanan, VA, at the Knights Spot Pizza and Sub Shop. I was joined by a buck-toothed dude in a T-shirt that read “There’s room for all of God’s Creation … right next to the ‘taters and gravy!” with photos of a variety of wildlife. Nice.

I was back on the 81 in late afternoon, trying to make up for the time spent on the park highway (where the deer had still not been informed that Cameron is allowed to exceed the 25m/h speed limit) and my bargain hunting at Walmart. I’d ridden through a few rain bursts — massive downpours that lasted for maybe 1-2 minutes with dry pavement in between — and promised myself I’d get off the highway if the rain really set in. However, I wanted to get into Tennessee for the night, so was pushing myself a bit. Riding a bike at 120km/h on a freeway in pouring rain is not for the faint of heart, and I have a faint heart. Then the rain hit again, and the next thing I knew everyone was on their brakes. I joined them, and then saw I could cut onto the verge and get onto a nearby exit, which I did. I found yet another abandoned gas station-cum mechanic shop, and hid under their awning. By the time I was off my bike and said my hellos to the couple smoking on their stoop the air was filled not only with rain but with sirens.

I was about 100m behind a horrific crash that was. A north-bound car must have started hydro-planing (it was really bucketing down) and went across the median and hit a loaded semi-tanker at full speed. The car ripped in two. It was very, very ugly, and when I walked over to the scene the emergency crews were desperately trying to find out if there were more people in the car than the dead driver. That was my signal that the day’s ride was over. I asked the mechanic shop people for advice on good towns to stop in, and hit a smaller road towards Abingdon. A lovely town largely left unscathed by the ugly-America syndrome. Handsome, centuries-old red brick buildings, no Walmart, no fast-food and big trees shading the main streets. I stopped in front of the theatre and asked for lodging advice, and the woman there directed me not only to the town’s cheapest hotel but also told me that her theatre had a show on that night.

The Barter Theatre opened in 1933, during the depression, allowing people to swap produce, meat and live animals for tickets. “With vegetables you cannot sell, you can buy a good laugh.” A pretty good outfit, and they did a good job of “Looking over the President’s Shoulder”.

Back on the road today…still hoping to make Houston by Friday night. The bike is holding up well, the rear tire seems to have gone into remission after losing rubber at an alarming rate through the Midwest. My butt seems to have resigned itself to the fact that it will be on a bike seat for the next 5 months, so the pain is lessening. In fact, my tailbone doesn’t even hurt this morning. My face has a helmet tan and is permanently grey from road soot. I’ve become used to wearing a heavy black riding suit in the baking sun and feel it’s normal to wring sweat out of my socks at night, I just drink a few more liters of water (refilled in petrol station bathrooms) to make up for it. My pores are very clean. I’m a happy rider.

Time for my morning lube job (the chain, that is) a few small maintenance things and then I’ll try to ride an hour before breakfast.

Cameron